The Nine Satanic Statements
- Satan represents indulgence, instead of
abstinence!
- Satan represents vital existence, instead of
spiritual pipe dreams!
- Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of
hypocritical self-deceit!
- Satan represents kindness to those who deserve
it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!
- Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning
the other cheek!
- Satan represents responsibility to the
responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!
- Satan represents man as just another animal,
sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who,
because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development",
has become the most vicious animal of all!
- Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as
they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
- Satan has been the best friend the church has
ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!